A song sung by Rhonda Lloyd and Lila Sawyer to Helga. The name comes from Lila's song from "Eugene, Eugene!".

Lila: It's not easy, being perfect...

Your voice must be soft and sweet.

Rhonda: You have a natural beauty,

Looks that just can't be beat.

Both: You just have to work it,

And you'll please every guy you meet.

Lila: If you want a boy to like you,

Just shine like the brightest star!

Rhonda: He'll like you just for being you,

Cuz you're fine the way you are!

Yes you're perfect the way you are!

Helga: Are you sure?

Rhonda: Positive.

Both: You're perfect,

Oh-so perfect,

You're fine

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